A mother and supportive father attempt to explain the "Birds and the Bees". As the Anchoress says this article is "not meant to be read while drinking". An excerpt:
“No, I just make the egg inside my stomach, but that’s a good question,” I replied, deciding to skip the whole menses part of the talk. “But you should know that it is very hard to make an egg. Sometimes it makes women crotchety. So if I’m in a bad mood you should go easy on me because inside I am probably working very diligently to make an egg.”A recommended book if you prefer a different strategy:
Hat tip: The Anchoress